Easy Crocs Conversion

Okay, I know … crocs are bad. Unless you are a postmodern hipster wearing a motley pair. Or whatever. I quite like them. As in comfortable and low maintenance. Hence I have them. Actually cheap knock-offs, same quality, presumably same factory. But:

Many people feel that, now the colder days are still upon us, those crocs are too summery. And that they’d feel more comfortable in a pair of furry slippers. Buy another pair of shoes? No, you just follow these three easy steps to recycle your crocs …

Step 1 – Take One Pair of Servicable Crocs

Crocs with some mileage in them - © Bernd Biege 2014
Crocs with some mileage in them – © Bernd Biege 2014

Step 2 – Add One Innocent-Looking Feline and Leave Alone for Three to Four Minutes

"I can do innocent!" - © Bernd Biege 2014
“I can do innocent!” – © Bernd Biege 2014

Step 3 – Retrieve Former Crocs as Furry Slippers, Avoiding Personal Injury

Look, new furry slippers ... - © Bernd Biege 2014
Look, new furry slippers … – © Bernd Biege 2014

Some Quotes from Satisfied Customers:

“Bestest toy ever!” – Kasper, Innocent Feline
“My shoes, what happened to my shoes?” – Janet, Former Crocs Owner

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